For the Severance-obsessed, this tote is a nod to Lumon Industries' eerie corporate messaging. Featuring the unsettling phrase "Devour Feculence" delicately placed on a vintage-inspired plate, this bag is perfect for carrying your office-bound existential dread—or just your lunch.
💼 Material: 100% cotton canvas
📏 Size: Big enough for work essentials, wellness perks, and the weight of your divided consciousness
🖤 Style: A mix of cult-like corporate obedience and fine dining aesthetic
This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.
.: 100% cotton canvas
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Available in natural and black colors