He’s riding a T-Rex. He’s holding a flamethrower. He’s armed with a semi-automatic and eternal confidence. This bag makes no sense—and that’s the point. Whether you're headed to the farmers market or straight into the apocalypse, The Chaos Messiah tote is here to turn heads, start conversations, and confuse your mom. Available in Natural and Charcoal Black.


100% cotton canvas


15” x 16” and built to carry your blasphemy with flair


A bold, irreverent choice for people who like their theology with a twist


Not affiliated with any actual religion—just vibes


Contains multitudes: dinosaurs, divinity, and fire


✨ For the truly ungovernable.