This isn’t your Sunday school Jesus. The Divine Fantasy tote features a radiant, winged savior riding a majestic unicorn like the fabulous celestial cowboy he is. Equal parts renaissance iconography and Lisa Frank fever dream, this bag is here for believers in chaos, glitter, and the holy power of the absurd. Available in Natural and Charcoal Black.


100% cotton canvas


15” x 16” with strong handles and even stronger vibes


For the mystical, magical, and mildly unhinged


Blasphemy never looked so wholesome


Holds everything from wine and scripture to glitter pens and snacks


 
✨ Because sometimes you just need to ride a unicorn and wave dramatically.